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By popular demand, curse words in spanish!

The basic words to conjugate a nice, harming phrase are:

Pendejo (noun. Like asshole, retard, someone who is not very brilliant) - sounds like Pen (as in Pen, the instrument to write) - the (indefinite article) - ho (like in hockey).

Pendeja (female) - sounds like Pen (as in Pen, the instrument to write) - the (indefinite article) - ha (like in onomatopoeic laugh).

Pinche (adjective. Something with little to no value, counts for female/male) - sounds like Pin - che (like in check, probably you guys will slide the ch to sh).

So that give us the first conjugation: pinche pendejo which is used vastly.

Puta (noun. Whore). sounds like Poo (as in you know, the number 2) ta (like in tampa).

Puto (noun. Male whore. Is more used to insinuate that a guy is gay). sounds like Poo (as in you know, the number 2) - to (like in direction).

You can conjugate these words like: pinche puto(a) pendejo(a) (this would be equivalent to worthless asshole gay), pinche pendejo(a) puto(a) (worthless gay asshole).

Mierda (shit, can be used as noun or adjective). Sounds like me (like in me as myself) - er (like in error) - da (like in dallas).

Cagada (shit too, but this comes from the verb Cagar). Sounds like Ca (like in car) - ga - da (like in dallas).

Mierda is more used like an expression of anger/frustration and cagada to indicate feces. Both are very offensive.

You can conjugate mierda in many ways like: pinche pendejo de mierda (worthless shit asshole), or like noun: eres (like eros but with e) una mierda (you are a shit), this last one is highly offensive.

Cagada is not very common to use as insult but a few conjugations of the verb are very useful.

Cago (action, in this case shitting or shit as verb). Ca (like in car) - go (like in gold, try to not slide the o too much).

This one can be used to add insult to a word fight like me cago en tu madre which sounds like meh - ca - go (like in gold) en (like in enter) too mah dre (i shit on your mother), or like my grandfather used to say me cago en siete chingadas which sounds like meh - ca - go (like in gold) - en (like in enter) - si - eh - ta (like in table but with much less 'e' sound) chin (like in chin, the face part) - gah - das (i shit on seven fuckings, used in extreme frustration).

This lead us to our dear verb chingar (fuck). This verb has many conjugations and can be used in many situations, very offensive.

Chingar sound like chin (the face part) gar (like in garden).

The most common conjugations are chingo (go as in gold) (too many or the action of chingar) "son un chingo" (they are too many) or "te chingo" which sounds like tea chin go (i fuck you), chinga (ga like in garden or garage) (denotes the action of chingar in third person) examples are "te puso una chinga" which sounds like tea - poo - so - una - chin - ga (he/she/it abused/bruised/worked you).

The best offensive phrases contain conjugations of chingar the most common are:

Chinga tu madre which sounds like chin - ga - too - ma (like in master) - dre. Literally fuck your mother.
Ve (vas) y chingas a tu madre. Beh (bass) - e - chin - gas - a (like in apple) - too - ma (like in master) - dre. Go and fuck your mother.
Vete (te me vas) a la chingada. Beh tea (tea meh bass) a (like in apple) - la - chin -gah - da (like in dallas). This one is tricky, literally is go to the fucked, similar to go to hell. The origin of this phrase is very interesting, the spaniards when they invaded us had indigenous girls kidnapped to abuse them sexually which they named las chingadas (the fucked ones), so when a soldier or prisoner was sent to la chingada is literally sent to the worse place they had in their camps. These phrases are extremely offensive when used to strangers or with tense voice, but can be used normally in a conversation with friends when the voice tone is friendly.

So to make a curse you only add the word ojalá which sounds like oh ha la (la being said more tensely since it has accent) (means hopefully). Example of curse is "ojalá te vayas a la chingada" which sounds like oh - ha - la - tea - bah - jazz - a (like in apple) - la - chin - ga - da (like in dallas).

Chingar can be used also as an adjective and is used like something superb (go figure). The most common use is chingón, chingona and chingones. Example: "ese tipo es bien chingón" eh - se (like in the latin phrase "per se") - tea - po - as - bee - an - chin - gon (that dude is awesome).

Speaking of dude our most undefined noun is güey (sounds like way in english). Can be used in a friendly and offensive manner (friendly: que onda güey! - ke on da way (what's up dude!), as exclamation: ay wey! (like oh shit!), offensive: pinche güey (worthless dude)).

Now to the genitals, like in english make mention of genitallia can be used in offensive manner.

Names for the penis (just the most common). Pito (pee to (like in direction), whistleblower ). Verga (ver like in poverty, the second largest pole in a ship). Palo (pah loh, stick). Pene (Peneh, penis equivalent).

Pito can be used as adjective and is used to denote something worthless (similar to pinche). You can say "vale pito" (worth a (small) dick), "me importa un pito" which sounds like meh - im (like in imp) - por (like in portal) - tah - un - pee - to (i cannot care less). Verga is the most offensive use and is used in a more sexual way. Can be used like pito to indicate worthingness (again with little to none worth) and interestingly can be used as a replacement to chingada in "vete a a la chingada" = "vete a la verga".

Names for the vagina. Pucha (poo cha (like in chance)), panocha (pah no (like in nocturnal) cha (like in chance), a kind of dessert). Concha (con - cha (like in chance), a kind of pastry and also means shell). Interestingly the vagina is far less used in spanish that the equivalents in english.

Names for the anus. culo (coo loh, used for the asscheeks too), hoyo (oh yoh, used for the vagina too), punto (poon to (like in direction), a more visual representation since punto is period (the punctuation). Cola (more like ass, but can be interchageable).

Culo has a notable variation: culero. Culero is used as an offensive noun and is used mostly to name people in a bad manner, highly offensive, literally means from the ass. Example: pinche culero.

Another noun is méndigo(a) which sounds like men - di - goh(ga). Means "mean person". Interestingly depending of the accent can be mean person or homeless person (mendigo).

Ok with this list i hope you guys can do a few phrases or understand what a mean mexican is saying and tell them "si te entiendo pinche pendejo".